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College football is here…or kind of has been here since last week…but it’s actually really here.

Week Zero was highlighted by a rare UMASS victory over New Mexico State, America’s favorite PAC-12 after dark chasers, the Hawaii Rainbow Warriors, covering the +17.5 over Vanderbilt, and Notre Dame trampling our Navy (very unpatriotic).

But, it’s time for the big dogs to eat…mostly on cupcakes. The only matchup between two top 25 teams is Florida State vs. LSU. As much as we love making fun of Brian Kelly and his authentic ass, the slate overall is boring.

So, let’s do something no one else is doing: playoff predictions no one cares about!

Rose Bowl: Georgia 38, USC 31

Sugar Bowl: Ohio State 42, Michigan 38

CFP National Championship Game: Georgia 31, Ohio State 21

It’s a simple game, folks. No way the committee lets in a “Cinderella” again after TCU made us all fall asleep during the title game last year. Georgia somehow keeps buying into Kirby Smart’s bullshit that no one believes in them and they complete the three peat.