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Ryan Seacrest is a menace to the American worker.
On Tuesday, the producer/host/philanthropist/media personality/talking person announced yet another job he’s adding to his long list of occupations:
That’s right; another job opening? Seacrest is in.
Pat Sajak is riding into the fake-tanned sunset and leaving sweet, sweet Vanna White to Seacrest’s (job) grabby hands. After a 41 year run, Sajak is hanging up his microphone as host of Wheel of Fortune to Seacrest’s delight. Apparently, one man’s retirement is another man’s 176th job opportunity.
When are we going to have our shot at the proverbial Wheel? Where does it stop for this guy?
Aaron Rodgers probably doesn’t have more than three, four years left in the NFL, right? Seacrest will learn the playbook tomorrow.
I’ve had a sore throat for a days. Can I skip calling my ENT and just ask Seacrest to check me out? Sure he would.
We’ve got an election coming right around the corner…no question Seacrest is thinking of entering the race as a third party candidate and taking on running the country. Why not?
This man has a sick need to take all of our jobs, and we need to stop him before we become the United Seacrest of America.
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