Snoop Dogg No Longer Wants the Smoke

Photo: @SnoopDogg on Twitter

Snoop Dogg has dusted his last blunt.

In an Earth-shattering announcement on Thursday, The D-O-Double G has officially announced he has “decided to give up smoke.”

The Doggfather has requested his privacy at this time. Although I’m 100% sure I’d get a direct response, in honor of his wishes, I did not reach out to Mr. Dogg for comment.

Will the world ever be the same? Snoop and weed have become so intertwined throughout his career, it’s hard to figure out where we we go from here.

What’s next?

Peanut butter giving up jelly? Cars protesting wheels? Football quitting on gifting its players CTE?

I think our friends at FanDuel and Draft Kings would be smart to set the futures market on how long this giving up of smoke will last; let us never forget the 2013 reign of Snoop Lion. If I were a wise guy in Vegas, I would set the O/U at 3.5 months.