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A story Paul Pierce would get in a wheelchair for…a tale that would make Lamar Jackson waddle to the locker room mid game…an anecdote that Odell Beckham Jr. would consider mile high club erotica.

On Wednesday’s Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz; former Marlins president and human Valvoline bottle David Sampson let an incredible story losse about current Yankees president Randy Levine breaking the number one rule on former Mets owner Fred Wilpon’s private jet.

"I have one of the great poop stories in all of baseball…." – @DavidPSamson unleashes an all-time story about the current president of the New York Yankees after the show discussed how a plane was diverted because of diarrhea recently. 😂😂

📺 https://t.co/XPzq5fM85c pic.twitter.com/AgwilULetg

— Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz (@LeBatardShow) September 6, 2023

Anytime we can hear about billionaires having to deal with shit (literally) on private jets that us peasants run(s) into while we’re stuffed into an overcrowded Southwest tube is always satisfying.

The Yankees and Mets both stink this year. I’m sure both fanbases want to evacuate themselves from this season as quickly as possible, and void their insides of any bad feelings their teams have provided them in 2023. Both organizations are likely to excrete certain particles of themselves after the hind end of the season is over in order to feel relief from this year ending up in the toilet.