Who Wouldn’t Want to be Brian Kelly’s New DC?

Photo: Men’s Journal

LSU Head Coach and America’s Sweetheart Brian Kelly is looking for a new Defensive Coordinator.

After a 10-3 season lead by Heisman winner Jayden Daniels, our beloved marshmellow Coach Kelly announced Wednesday that he will be re-tooling his defensive staff after a lackluster season on that side of the ball for the Tigers.

The only question left at this point: who wouldn’t want to work for this sugar bear?! Obviously a big time program in the SEC is up for grabs; but there is so much more prospective candidates for the job on Coach Kelly’s (as we like to call him, Mr. Rainbow) staff.

Complete honesty with his recruits and players. A sincere care for his staff’s safety. True love and respect for those who came before him. Providing opportunities for the next generation of coaches. Most importantly, always leading from the front and protecting others.

All of this and more; but we don’t want to overdue it and embarrass someone we so greatly respect.

If you’re thinking about taking a job with sweet baby Brian; our only suggestion would be to run and not walk.

Geaux Tigers!

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