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The clear cut top NBA Draft prospect, Bronny James, is rightfully turning down pre draft workouts.

For the peasant NBA teams who our next basketball deity doesn’t have time for, we decided to do our good deed for the day and provide his real, legitimate scouting report.

Let’s start with the (un)official measurements: 7 feet, 6 inches, 375 pounds (0.002% body fat), and a 12 foot, 3 inch wingspan. His vertical jump came in at 18 feet, 4 inches, he clocked in his 3/4 court sprint time of 1.2 seconds. Finally, he had to simply stop his bench press test after continually repping out for three hours.

As good of a prospect as he is on the court, Bronny excels even more off of it. He never bricks a shot, instead saving them to aid infrastructure; despite wearing size 28 shoes, his carbon footprint is tiny; and he was (erroneously, in our opinion) the second choice in 2013 when Pope Francis was elected.

Not that anyone needs convincing, but this kid is worth the hype. Whoever is lucky enough to get Bronny James has the inside track at besting the 2016 Warriors 73-9 record not only next season, but for the next 25-35 seasons to come.