Stefon Diggs

Football. Is. Back.

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The Bears. The Texans. Tyson Bagent. Davis Mills.

Football is back.

The NFL preseason officially kicks off tonight in Canton, Ohio with the annual Hall of Fame game. While we likely won’t see a single starter tonight; we will still see helmets, a football, and grass. For now, that’s enough.

The Bears and Texans will actually be a legitimately fun matchup when they play each other in week two of the regular season. However, tonight will be a preview of next week’s Hard Knocks. No Caleb Williams, no CJ Stroud, no DJ Moore, no Stefon Diggs.

If you’re a real degenerate sicko, the Bears are currently a 1.5 point favorite with an O/U of 30.5. The corporate fat cats at FanDuel and DraftKings won’t let us be great and bet player props, but if you’re really itching, the spread and totals will have to do. I personally have faith in you cashing in, responsibly of course.

Welcome back, football (betting).

What the Hell’s Going on with Stefon Diggs & The Bills?

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It appears Stefon Diggs and the Buffalo Bills are at an impasse, and no one knows why.

No need to waste your time with the saga; basically Diggs showed up to mini camp, didn’t practice, left, then quarterback Josh Allen and head coach Sean McDermott reacted. As things go these days, Diggs went the good old cryptic Instagram story route after that. A tale as old as time.

All of that, and we still have no idea what exactly is going on betwixt the Bills and their number one receiver. Are we looking at a contract dispute? Diggs won’t be an unrestricted free agent until 2028, but NFL contracts are a joke and it seems like either side can get out of them whenever they want, so maybe it’s that?

Does he want to see more balls thrown his way next season? Diggs saw 156 targets last year, which was good for fourth in the NFL, not sure it’s that…

There’s really only one logical answer.

If it’s not a contract concern, and he’s getting plenty of looks in the Bills offense…it’s gotta be the wings.

Buffalo is a great city that prides itself on many things, mostly importantly it’s buffalo wings. They’re the OG city in this specific food space, and the reason we all have sauce-covered fingers when we go the bar. Is Diggs poo-poo’ing the importance of this key fare we’ve come to love as a country?

If so, then we can all agree Stefon Diggs can go away and stay away. United we eat!