The Only National Championship Preview You Need

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Bulldogs…Horned Frogs…collision course.

Tonight’s the night, college football fans. We finally made it to the National Title between Georgia and TCU.

You can do all of the research you want; look up both team’s DVOA, OF+, BYOB, anything you want. You could drown yourself in numbers until you punch yourself in the eye and get a TCU colored purple eye and bleed Georgia red.

Or, you could just read our breakdown below.

Georgia Bulldogs

Look at him, just look at that face. Try and be sad looking at those jowls.

For those of you who live under a rock, this is Georgia’s mascot UGA.

UGA has been with the team since 1956, and there is no logical reason to explain how Georgia hasn’t won every single National Championship since then.

UGA is also a very good boy.

TCU Horned Frogs

This thing is a…horned frog.

We love weird here, and this creature to the right surely falls under that tree.

It’s hard not to imagine this thing being born like that scene in Game of Thrones when the Red Witch gave birth to a spirit or whatever.

Really hard to put these two up against one another.

On one hand, you have an adorable puppers who has never done anything wrong. On the other, you’ve got an atypical amphibian who has hypnotic powers. Truly impossible to choose.

Taking all of that into consideration, and allowing our research and analytics department run through the data provided; we’ve been told that it appears Georgia is going to win the National Championship.


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