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Days like today make the internet not the worst place ever.
Spotify dropped a new feature allowing us to rank our #SpotifyTop5 Taylor Swift Eras. A very smart play by the folks running all of our favorite place to stream music and podcasts.
For the hundreds of millions who have been reading us since the start, you know we love a good ranking.
So, let’s get meta AF with it, yeah? Here’s our #UDSTop5 ranking of things to rank.
5. Athletes
Automatic conversation starter.
LeBron/MJ, Mahomes/Allen, Ohtani/Ruth; it’s a never ending conversation with zero correct answers.
By the way, the correct answers are MJ, Mahomes, and Ohtani.
4. Airports
Traveling is great; airports are not.
We’ve all had bad airport experiences that had nothing to do with airlines. Some are clearly better than others.
All I hope for is that you never find yourself stuck in Minneapolis–Saint Paul International Airport.
3. Streaming Services
Where do you most prefer to snort your hours and hours of entertainment?
Will you sacrifice a shittier user interface for slightly better content?
FWIW, my favorite streaming service is Peacock…it’s the one platform that properly defines the main function of the penis.
2. Seasons
A slightly condensed ranking here. Only four options, but fierce opinions whatever you prefer.
Of course, the only correct order is Summer, Spring, Fall, Winter. Fight me.
1. Food
Unlike seasons, there are thousands of food takes and opinions out there. Plenty of sustenance discourse to be had.
For those of you new here: breakfast sucks.
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