The Washington Football team is in the midst of a deep probe by the NFL. If you’ve been paying any attention, the details are pretty gross, and we won’t rehash them here.
It seems like we’re still in the beginning stages of it, and it’s already cost one of the NFL’s most well known coaches his job. John Gruden stepped down as head coach of the Las Vegas Raiders on Monday after eight years of emails with vile language were leaked.
What else could we potentially see from this wrecking ball investigation? We received a few snippets of the next round of leaks here at UDS…and it ain’t pretty.
If you’re under 18, please exit out of this blog now and do not read any further.
email@example.com Subject: How Many Military Slogans Can I Relate To Football?
firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: Nah Son, The Rich Texan Ain’t Nuttin’ Like Me!
email@example.com Subject: Full List of Marriage Counselors in Jacksonville
firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: Your Mountain Dew Metallica T-Shirt Has Shipped!
email@example.com Subject: Those pics you asked for 😉 (emails to your mom)
firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: Four Ways to Look Less Like a Human Vampire
email@example.com Subject: Honestly, I’m Just As Hot As Kliff (emails to your mom)
firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: I Am As Big A Prick As It Seems, Why Do You Ask?
Woah, truly shocking stuff. It will be interesting to see the fallout from anything else that might leak from this investigation. Hard to believe anything worse than what we saw above could exist out there, but only time will tell.